another telemarketer call
So another telemarketer called me... I wish I had recorded this one but I couldn't... anyway, here's how it went...

Telemarketer: Hello, I'm calling from blah blah, can I speak with the owner or manager of the business please?
Me: That's me!
Telemarketer: I'm blah blah blah, we're offering blah blah blah, we'd like to go over some rate comparisons with you-
Me: Some rape comparisons?
Telemarketer: Yes sir
Me: RAPE?
Telemarketer: Yes
Me: R-A-P-E???
Telemarketer: Yes, rate comparisons
Me: That's horrible!!
Telemarketer: ...why is that horrible?
Me: You're saying you wanna do RAPE comparisons? You wanna compare what it's like to rape different people???
Telemarketer: ....?
Me: Are you saying RAPE or RATE?
Telemarketer: *laughs a little* RATE comparisons! R-A-T-E
Me: Ooooooooh! I thought you were saying RAPE comparisons!
Telemarketer: *laughs* oh okay... ...so, I'd just like to verify your address, are you still at blah blah
Me: Yes
and then I hang up

Then she calls back a minute later
Me: Hello
Telemarketer: Hi, I just wanted to confirm your address-
Me: Okay, I had to hang up before because I was being raped
Telemarketer: *laughs a little bit* okay...
Me: Ahhh!!!
then I hang up again

THE END