today's telemarker
It seems like the only thing I'm using my livejournal for now is to write about telemarketers, but oh well...
So another telemarketer called me today with some credit card offer or something. It went something like this:

Telemarketer: We'd like to send a free card to you in the mail blah blah-
Me: (interrupting) No, no, I don't want it, I'm not interested, I don't want it
T: Well, this is a free card, no obligation, you can-
M: I'm not interested
T: Okay, thank you for your time, if you have any questions, you can call 1888-
M: Can't I just ask you?
T: Excuse me?
M: Can't I just ask you any questions that I have since I'm already on the phone with you?
T: Sure
M: ...How big is your penis?
T: ....I'm sorry, I can't provide you with that information, if-
M: Why not?
T: ...Thank you for your time, if-
M: Don't you know?
T: If you're interested in anything, please call 1888-
M: I'm interested in getting the answer to my question
T: Thank you for your time, if you have any questions, please call 1888-
M: You mean they'd know?
T: Excuse me?
M: They'd know the answer to my question? ...Hello?