today's telemarketer
So some telemarketer called to try to sell me health insurance... It went something like this:

Telemarketer: blah blah... What are you doing right now for healthcare? Do you have any health insurance?
Me: No, I don't
T: Is that because it's unaffordable? Or-
M: No, it's because I'm immune to all illnesses!
T: hahaha (laughing)
M: -No, why're you laughing? When I was a baby, my parents got me an All In One vaccine that protects me against every disease there is and ever will be in the world!!
T: You-
M: -It's something the government made. My dad was in the CIA so he had access to this. That's why most people don't know about it. I just had the connections.
T: Oh... really
M: Yeah, and they're not releasing it because then the insurance companies won't make money and the doctors won't make money...
T: Oh, I see... Well you have a good day
M: Okay! bye!